The Writer's Recipe Book


Every person who writes struggles to get ideas out every once and awhile. It’s completely normal to hit a road block. But every road block needs a designated detour. With access to The Writer’s Recipe Book, you will be able to avoid that road block every time!


  • Notebook/laptop
  • 1 brilliant idea
  • 1 bottle of wine


  1. Take out notebook or laptop with a word processor and fill one page.
  2. Stare at the blank page for 20 minutes before closing notebook/laptop.
  3. Storm away.
  4. Return after letting yourself chill for about 45 minutes.
  5. Write about 250 words.
  6. Reread.
  7. Get angry.
  8. Start again.
  9. Stare at blank page/screen.
  10. Get even angrier that you can’t come up with anything.
  11. Yell at your notebook/computer screen.
  12. Have 1 glass of wine.
  13. Return.
  14. Get angry again.
  15. Have second glass of wine.
  16. Words begin flowing. You don’t get as angry as you reread.
  17.  Have a third glass of wine.
  18. There is a storm of writing emerging from your fingers. You are a goddess, an amazing writer, that will revolutionize contemporary literature.
  19. Fall asleep while marinating in your own self-worth.
  20. Wake up. Reread work from yesterday.
  21. Repeat at step 1.