The Writer's Recipe Book
Every person who writes struggles to get ideas out every once and awhile. It’s completely normal to hit a road block. But every road block needs a designated detour. With access to The Writer’s Recipe Book, you will be able to avoid that road block every time!
1 brilliant idea
1 bottle of wine
Take out notebook or laptop with a word processor and fill one page.
Stare at the blank page for 20 minutes before closing notebook/laptop.
Return after letting yourself chill for about 45 minutes.
Write about 250 words.
Stare at blank page/screen.
Get even angrier that you can’t come up with anything.
Yell at your notebook/computer screen.
Have 1 glass of wine.
Get angry again.
Have second glass of wine.
Words begin flowing. You don’t get as angry as you reread.
Have a third glass of wine.
There is a storm of writing emerging from your fingers. You are a goddess, an amazing writer, that will revolutionize contemporary literature.
Fall asleep while marinating in your own self-worth.
Wake up. Reread work from yesterday.
Repeat at step 1.